A few weeks ago, some friends and I watched the 1996 classic Beavis and Butt-Head Do America. It was then that I was reminded that Beavis's caffeine-fueled alter ego, The Great Cornholio, neatly - nay, poignantly - summarizes the human condition.
Cornholio constantly seeks T.P. for his bunghole. Yet, by his own admission, Cornholio has no bunghole.
Are you threatening me?